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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 08:33
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
What is one thing you've learned from life?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Then came..
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
—
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Can ancient music sound modern?
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?